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Joke of the Day

"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."

"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."

"Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease? Ones a cunning runt..."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."

"A zombie visits the Dry Cleaners. He shuffles up to the assistant behind the counter, holds up his dirty underwear and says... ""STAAAAINNNS! STAAAAINNNNS!"""

"Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk."

"Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime"

"I put on my favorite disco album yesterday. My wife tried telling me disco was dead. I said ""No honey, it's not. You're thinking of your mother."

"A horse walks in a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: I just found out I have cancer."

"A doctor tells a man that he has to stop masturbating. The man is surprised and says, ""Why?"" And the doctor says,""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""