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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad the guy who came up with ""No means no"" didn't do the whole dictionary"
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"What do you call a seabird who's easily taken in? Gullible."
"We called her herpes helen We called her herpes Helen because her name was Helen."
"What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after? A one night stand with Jesus"
"I got attacked by someone who suffers with premature ejaculation today. He just came out of nowhere."
"QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole."
"What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? Their bigotry."
"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."
"what do you get? What do you get if you mix up an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."