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Joke of the Day

"I got attacked by someone who suffers with premature ejaculation today. He just came out of nowhere."

"My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other... They fought tooth and nail all the time."

"Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy? Because it was screwed up!"

"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""

"I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."

"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."

"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."