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Joke of the Day
"We called her herpes helen We called her herpes Helen because her name was Helen."
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"Abortion jokes are never funny. So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition."
"If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."
"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."
"Even at my age, I can still turn a lot of heads. It's mostly to see where the smell is coming from though."
"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."
"My jokes :("
"Best jokes come from real life. This happened this morning. The toilet is clogged. My wife and I both insist we've only gone #1. One of us is full of crap and the other one is full of crap."
"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."
"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."