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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after? A one night stand with Jesus"

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. Should have put it on aloha setting."

"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"

"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt"

"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"

"What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan"

"You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life... You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life! Sorry but times have changed and I have python now...!"

"A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."