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Joke of the Day

"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."

"Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America"

"How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted"

"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face."

"what's the best part about eating out your... nsfw ....grandma? you can suck her tits at the same time!"

"Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus"

"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"

"Windows Phone"

"A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer."