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Joke of the Day
"Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America"
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"I'm getting really sick of all this hate for Donald Trump. It isn't nice to make fun of mentally ill people."
"Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot. He couldn't find it."
"Few months ago I was involved in an accident which left half of my entire body paralyzed. I am all right now."
"I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty."
"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""
"I like my women like I like my condoms. Wrapped around my dick and full of my semen."
"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means."
"If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it."
"nsfw Was told this by my Italian coworker. Ever hear of an Italian tire? Dego here dego there and when they go flat dego wop wop wop!"