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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus"
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"How do you find a dead body? Download Pokemon GO."
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"How does a Jew do the gardening? He moses lawn."
"SCIENTIST: it's both man and machine ME: what's it called? S: I call it a cyborg M: I would have went with manchine S: *crushes test tube*"