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"My girlfriend asked me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" And I answered: ""Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"""
"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."
"WRITING TIP: Every movie should start with a close-up of an alarm clock going off and a hand clumsily trying to silence it."
"My parrot was hit by a car today His last words were ""Shit, theres a parrot on the road"""
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 8mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile"
"The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection.. I said, getting one is not my problem it's finding someone to give it to."
"What do you call a fish who went to medical school? A sTurgeon"
"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"
"I'm not saying I'm a bad cook. But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?"