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Joke of the Day

"Listen buddy, I never said they were for sale. I just put the ""FRESH EGGS"" sign in my yard to brag"

"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"

"Donald Trump is losing support from Republicans He is considering joining the Whig party."

"Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is. I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky."

"So an Alzheimer's patient was telling a joke... Clarence, is that you?"

"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"

"The earthquake shortened Earth's day by 1.8 microseconds, so don't expect me to get everything done this week."

"Me: ""If Americans say 'sidewalk', what do we mean in England?"" My six year old: ""Crab!"""

"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."

"What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve? I'm turning over a new leaf."