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Joke of the Day

"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"

"*throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:""Nope. You got change for a trophy?"""

"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"

"Robin Williams jokes. God gave men both a penis and brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

"Stop wearing shirts that make us want to look at your titties if you don't want us to look at your titties, because TITTIES!!"

"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"

"My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in"

"Your momma's so fat That when she goes to church people say: Holy Cow!"

"Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it."

"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."