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Joke of the Day
"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."
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"The ONLY thing I miss about being a teenager is being able to legally punch other teenagers."
"What's up dawg? Me: Up dawg Person: What is that? Me: What is what? Person: Whats up dawg? Me: nothing much hbu Person: ..."
"What is the national vegetable of Germany? *Michael Schumacher.*"
"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."
"I lost my mood ring. I'm unsure how I feel about it."
"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"
"Obama: Who were you talking to before he came here for the meeting? Biden: Young Metro. Obama: Why did you call- Biden: Shhh. I got this."
"Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off"
"Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live *slides the doctor a five dollar bill* Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy *winks at loved ones*"