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Joke of the Day

"So I was going down on this chic... So I was going down on this chic the other night, when I tasted horse semen, so I stopped and said, ""Really Gran? That's how you died?"""

"Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? - Racist nursery rhyme"

"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"

"My grandad let me in on the secret to picking up hot Jewish girls during WWII.. with a brush and shovel.."

"Whats your favorite pickup line? Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van"

"Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light."

"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"A women got a wooden breast implant the other day.. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline.. *Wooden tit?*"

"You'll never know how funny a tweet can be until you think of all the ways after posting it."

"Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons."