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Joke of the Day
"So an Alzheimer's patient was telling a joke... Clarence, is that you?"
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"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"
"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"
"This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight."
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"The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today"
"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."