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Joke of the Day

"What is OJ Simpson's password on his computer? Slash, slash, backslash, escape."

"Why didn't the pony speak? Because he was a little hoarse...."

"Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane? You would too if you had to fly Alitalia."

"Huh? Guess I must've got drunk and married Google at some point. I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence."

"Damn baby, you make me feel like the economic times during Martin Van Buren's Presidency. Hard."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."

"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end."

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it."