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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane? You would too if you had to fly Alitalia."

"How has Donald Trump managed to bankrupt so many casinos? He hits on anything twelve or higher."

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"You know what's funny? Redditors read these jokes no matter what the title"

"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"

"Diarrhea is heredity in my family It runs in our genes"

"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."