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Joke of the Day

"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end."

"Every day I swallow a piece of gum in the hopes that one day I will fart a bubble large enough to fly me around the world"

"Why was Windows afraid of 7? Because 7 8 10."

"Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, playing with her puddin' Oops. I thought I was searching redtube. Sorry 'bout that."

"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."

"I wanted to watch the inauguration today But Eisenhower late."

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt."

"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"

"When someone stands next to me at the urinals, I can't pee because I'm nervous they'll see the kitten I keep in my pants."

"If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?"