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Joke of the Day
"Damn baby, you make me feel like the economic times during Martin Van Buren's Presidency. Hard."
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"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"I'm converting to Islam for my haram bae"
"Burger King needs a new slogan. Something like ""we clean our bathrooms now."""
"I got fired from my job at the cemetery yesterday... I made a grave mistake."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"
"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"
"(Q)....What do fat chicks and scooters have in common? (A).... They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."
"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""
"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"