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Joke of the Day

"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."

"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."

"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."

"I had sex with a prostitute last night... It turned out to be a rash decision."

"In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it"

"Who called it ""wearing a monocle"" and not ""putting on a bit of a spectacle?"""

"Who needs a security system when you can just Google Earth your house and keep hitting refresh."