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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a prostitute last night... It turned out to be a rash decision."
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"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."
"The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit."
"Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket."
"I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever."
"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."
"Beer makes you stupid.... Budweiser too."
"Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay."
"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""
"A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B"