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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a prostitute last night... It turned out to be a rash decision."
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"What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box"
"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."
"I jerk off roughly once a day. I try to be a little more loving and gentle the other 2-3."
"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"
"I nearly got fired from my job as a roofer on the first day when I was caught masturbating. But my boss said I could wipe the slate clean."
"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."
"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"
"My girlfriend is like my self-esteem I have none"