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Joke of the Day
"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."
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"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"""I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"""
"What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation? Paradice..."
"So my neighbour knocked on my door at 3am.. 3 AM! Can you believe that?! He was lucky I was still playing on my drumkit.."
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 8mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile"
"You know what they say about non sequiturs... I LOVE pineapple upside down cake! (I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)"
"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."
"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par four Sikhs"