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Joke of the Day

"In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it"

"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"

"Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment? It won't get better if you picket it."

"Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw"

"How do u stop a black person from jumping on the bed Put Velcro on the roof"

"A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack.... The hat says, ""you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. """

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."

"Whale dad joke 'Dad, where did I come from?' 'From my penis' 'Oh...thanks.' 'You're whalecum.'"

"They should hire people to stand in Times Square and yell ""WALK FASTER!"""

"I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor."