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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm? Thalidomide"
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"Who came after Augustus? Septembrus"
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"A woman is on trial... ...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, ""First offender?"" The lady replies, ""No your honor. First a Gibson then a Fender."" Edit: Grammar."
"Two aquatic mammals just broke up. They wanted to sea otter people."
"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."
"I'm for driverless cars but honestly having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of shit 24/7"
"If Taylor Lautner bites you, how much time do you have until you turn gay?"
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."