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Joke of the Day

"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"

"Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems."

"Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted ""I support the one with the knife.!"" they both ran away."

"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""

"So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem"

"A photon checks into a hotel... ...and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, ""No I'm traveling light."""

"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."

"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"

"I snore at night, so I bought a bunch of those Breathe Right Strips for my wife to shove in her ears."

"What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel."