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Joke of the Day
"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."
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"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)"
"Innkeeper: The room is $45 per night. It's $35 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
"Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges."
"""What aisle has the milk?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What aisle has the milk?"""
"Are they ""haters"" or just ""people who noticed that you're a dick""? Check again."
"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""
"Why do most movie sequels stink? Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2."