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"I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford."
"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"
"A Baby Whale asks his father where he came from... His father says, ""My penis, son."" ""Oh, thanks Dad"" ""You're Whalecum"""
"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"
"What do you call a loud Trump supporter? A Trumpet."
"free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side"
"I have two requests for my funeral 1) be scattered at Disney Land 2) not to be cremated"
"Her phone display is brighter than her future."
"A short joke for you Redditors What did the Buffalo say to his son? Bison."