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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: I could care less! Me: How much less could you care? Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed."

"My Friend Really Changes Once she became a Vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."

"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"

"My grandpa always said, it's good to meet a girl in the park... But it's better to park your meat in a girl."

"You must have been born on a highway... ...because that's where most accidents happen. Thanks random kid on CS:GO."

"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."

"The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is the only movie I've ever cried to... I laughed so hard I cried"

"I like my women like I like my beef Slaughtered and then wrapped in plastic with an expiration date stamped on"

"""Try to score a goal. Don't use your hands. See you afterwards."" - Soccer coaches"

"I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I'm four or poor."