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Joke of the Day

"What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-Up in cider"

"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."

"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."

"I recently threw my dog into the Thames and he didn't sink He always was a good buoy."

"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."

"Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you."

"Idea: a hat store called ""ALL CAPS"" where the salespeople yell at you the entire time."

"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."

"The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this."

"Nothing scares me more than when my husband answers me and I'm left wondering just how much he's actually been listening."