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Joke of the Day
"Christmas is shit ! Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."
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"Are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."
"My parents kidnapped me. I was then born."
"Wanna hang together? ill bring the rope"
"What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch? Namaste"
"r/Jokes Do you know any jokes told in the first person? I always enjoy a good joke told as if it actually happened to the person telling it. Know any good ones?"
"A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window."
"Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words."
"What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!"
"No one cares if you go to the bathroom. In fact, you are the only one who gives a shit."