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Joke of the Day

"A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window."

"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"

"Golf and NASCAR are the only sports on television today. Looks like the opposite ends of the asshole spectrum will be happy."

"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."

"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"

"When I told my friend how my dad drowned in the longest river on earth, he didn't belive me. He was in denial."

"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables."

"The world is secretly run by old men playing chess in the park"

"How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole? You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>"