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Joke of the Day
"What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!"
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"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."
"Whenever I'm nervous on a business call, I just envision the person on the other end of the phone as a muppet."
"What is white and lies in the grass? A shleep."
"why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can cum when he hands the prostitute money"
"What's the favorite song of blacks I shot the sheriff"
"OFFICER DOWN I REPEAT WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN. I'm fine just down for whatever. Dancing or something fun."
"""I don't care how much you hate this person, I REALLY suggest you two be friends."" -Facebook"
"My ex is like cottage cheese... she's lumpy, she tastes bad, and I don't know what she goes well with."
"In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs."