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Joke of the Day

"What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!"

"What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment? That's insensitive, you retard."

"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."

"Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong."

"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."

"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"

"Similar What's the same between ur dick and a rubix cube....the longer u play with it the harder it gets"

"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."

"I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself."

"me [filing a claim with the insurance company after the basement flooded] We had a pony down there too"