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Joke of the Day

"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"

"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."

"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"

"Behavioral Health What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder? A myclonic jerk."

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted."

"This is a bit cruel, but one of my favorites: What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The Wheelchair."

"If I was a ghost, I'd write ""Happy Birthday"" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday."

"My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one."

"*holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL"