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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A-tyre"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."

"The Hunger Games Don't they play those in Africa?"

"If you haven't taken at least 25,000 pictures of your cat then you shouldn't have a cat."

"Why don't parrot's like black people? Because Polly wants a cracker."

"What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe."

"Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!"

"What Do You Call A Bad Mexican Restaurant? Shitpotle"

"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"

"How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)"