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Joke of the Day
"Piggybaccks are like blowjobs Its only really fun for one person, and in both, someone gets off"
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"How did the toad feel in the morning? A little bit froggy"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."
"How's this for a magic trick: I sign into Twitter and my desire to do anything productive just disappears."
"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"
"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet can become president."
"For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted"
"The drag queens hairdo He calls it ""the Whitney"" It's black and dyed in the bath."
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"How does an optometrist make love? Better like this ... or better like this?"