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Joke of the Day

"My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen."

"Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted"

"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"

"I recently bought a corset to spice up my sex life. Once I've learned how to breathe in the damn thing I'll tell you how it worked out."

"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."

"Women are like snowflakes... They can't drive."

"What is the best thing about having sex with a transgender? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."

"A Jew and an American are sitting on a bus... The Holocaust denier farts. The Jew says, ""That's gross!"" The Holocaust denier says, ""What, a little gas never killed anyone."""

"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"