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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races? because he's covering an erection!"

"So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap... The doctor looks up and says; ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas. They start off as cars and stay that way."

"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"

"whats red and bangs on the window? A baby in the microwave"

"What is it called when you dream in color? A chromatose"

"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."

"What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant? Abort - Bort - Bort!"

"What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides? Symmetree."

"Girl posted on Facebook: All men are dogs! I commented: Which breed is your father?"