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Joke of the Day

"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."

"How do you know when your best friend is gay? When his dick tastes like shit"

"I'd like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I'll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don't (you know why)"

"The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure of knowing you only have one shot to do the ""I'm sick"" voice."

"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"

"My buddy and I started a mountaineering business 6 months ago, and things haven't been going so well. We may have peaked early."

"I'm going to bed tonight at a reasonable hour so I can be extremely obnoxious at an unreasonable hour tomorrow."

"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."