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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me."

"I'm more afraid of the shitty music my family is going to play at my funeral than I am of dying."

"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."

"Don't mean to brag but I can turn a pair of fat pants into skinny jeans in like 3.5 months"

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"Social Life Status: My friends are balloons with faces drawn on them. Stuart. My best friend. Popped two days ago."

"MEME : Sad Robb Stark http://9gag.com/gag/arp6PQ6?ref=noti"

"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."

"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."