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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Santa Claus is married? He only comes once a year."
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"How does Hitler give directions? He says ""take the Third Reich""."
"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person"
"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."
"What is the difference between a group of Pygmy riddlers and a lesbian track team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."
"I'm sorry I threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your ""lover""."
"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"
"TIL that it is difficult to be a good person as there is only so small a distance between an asshole and a pussy."
"Lawyer: ""What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"" Defendent: ""Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's"""
"So I was fingering my sister the other day. She said ""wow you do it just like dad!"" I replied ""thats what mom said"" then I found my brothers wedding ring."