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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."
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"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."
"How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room? He will tell you."
"Does almond milk come from crazy cows? Cause they gotta be nuts, right?"
"I made an original joke And it's not funny"
"What is the best time to watch Predator? Anytiiiiiiiiiime"
"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"
"Hate shaving? Cut some time out of your morning routine by leaping into the ocean and letting the tide drag you to a watery demise instead."
"Why can't ewoks yell in the house? Because they have to use their Endor voices."
"-I got you a birthday present... ...but I can't give it to you until tomorrow. -What is it? -It rhymes with 'Something to get drunk with'."