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Joke of the Day
"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."
Next Joke
"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."
"What's a terrorist's favorite type of game? An RPG"
"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"
"What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !"
"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."
"What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you nudes? ""Oops, wrong person."""
"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"
"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""
"What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet? A Peter Parker"