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Joke of the Day

"What's a terrorist's favorite type of game? An RPG"

"What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney."

"What is it called when a gamer fights someone? An Asthma attack."

"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."

"Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!"

"How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have? Moo many..."

"Some guy robbed a local gas station and stole $700 worth of cigarettes. I wonder what he'll do with both packs."

"Did you hear about the new Italian tires? Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop."

"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"

"Decaf means something is very, very Dec."