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Joke of the Day

"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"

"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."

"[NSFW] I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off It's hard"

"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."

"There's a new band called ""1023Mb"" They don't have any gigs yet."

"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."

"Got asked to be godfather of my niece, so if anything happens to her parents then someone else has to take care of her because I said no"

"Made a shepherd's pie last night... He didn't like it."

"What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation? Sue."

"Shrimp Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide."