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Joke of the Day

"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""

"Nobody wants to see your Ice Bucket Challenge video. Good talk."

"Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish."

"Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat."

"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."

"John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!"

"""Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"" ""Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"""

"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."

"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."

"What do you call a black guy at college? A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist."