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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet? A Peter Parker"

"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."

"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."

"If you're american in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European!"

"I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit. Seems like they're really dragon it out."

"Dad: Where were you? Earth wire: Hanging out with live and Neutral Dad: You grounded"

"A book fell on my head today... I've only got my shelf to blame."

"I got a girl pregnant in high school. Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made."

"I had to pay for a satellite dish But the salesman said it was on the house."

"What does Sodium and Batman have in common? NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out...."