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Joke of the Day

"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."

"A robber went into a music store. Everybody got down."

"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."

"NEW DRINKING GAME: 1) Put on the new Twilight movie 2) When you press play, take 59 shots of vodka so you can die before it starts."

"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."

"Darth Vader once baked some cookies... But it was a little on the dark side."

"If you factor in ""supply and demand""... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D."

"I told the barber, ""a little off the top."" So he gave me a circumcision."

"Goal weight: ""are you ok, you look sick"""

"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"