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Joke of the Day
"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."
Next Joke
"What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine."
"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? B: What? You aren't doing anything M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?"
"What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!"
"Are you from Idaho... Are you from Idaho cause I-da-hoe for you."
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."
"How do you know the passengers of the missing plane are alive? A new season of lost is out now!"
"Me: I think we need to break up Her: Now is not a good time Me: Okay *we ride the rollercoaster in silence*"
"What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow? Low-fat frozen yoga"
"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."