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Joke of the Day
"She has the body of a goddess and the face to defend it."
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"in mexico, we don't say ""I love you"" cause we dont speak english."
"The White Stripes Knock, knock! Who's there? Meg White's most complex drumbeat. --- ^(Stolen from 4chan's /mu/ board: http://redd.it/2cl0cw)"
"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."
"Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, ""Hey, do you like football?"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, I'm a big fan""."
"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."
"every night i whisper a hater's name into the wind and the wind whispers back, ""they just jealous... """
"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"