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Joke of the Day
"What's red and black and scares women worldwide? Me in my red and black rape cape."
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"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."
"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He was always afraid he was following someone."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"What's the fastest car on earth? A rental car."
"Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What"
"My wife told me I'm funny. According to her, even having sex with me is a joke."
"What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer? Rib it."
"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... It was tense."