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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"

"I like to shave my pubes... It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast."

"I lent my deck of cards to an this idiot I work with, and he gave me only 51 back. He was a jack-off."

"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"For this Valentines day, I'll be inundated. Oops. I mean I'll be in, undated."

"Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks"

"*storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS"

"Why can't Redditors lose their virginity? They can never get further than the tip!"

"Mistook a discarded plastic bag for a rat today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the 'Gangnam Style'."

"Dark humor is kinda like food. Not everybody gets it."